Everyday Indian Ironies That Never Cease To Amaze Us

India is one of the largest democracies in the world. And the most diverse and rich in culture too. A country which stands second in terms of population but does not talk about sex. Where rapes happen every day and Goddess Durga is worshipped too.

 

However, we fail to recognize the irony because everyone here wants to come first but no one reaches on time. From politicians to parents, men to women, everyone around is hypocritical without even knowing it.

As they say, it happens only in India!

Here a some of the most ironical things about India that never cease to amaze:

We clean things with the dirtiest cloth in the house.

Source: taskbob

We won’t stop at the red light but will stop if a kaali billi crosses the road.

 
Source: parhlo

We keep fancy things for guests even if we don’t like them coming.

Source: jsonline

It is vulgar to say ‘chutiya’ but cool to say ‘asshole’.

Source: istockphoto

We won’t spend money on a girl’s education but will shell out lakhs on her wedding.

Source: onewed

Our phones always have guards but we ride bikes without helmets.

Source: deccanchronicle 
 

We have a large number of gau rakshaks but hardly any women rakshaks.

Source: youthkiawaaz

We’ll feed man-made idols but not the poor.

Source: mid-day

Marrying older men is okay but marrying older women is not.

Source: nytimes

Those building our houses have no homes of their own.

Source: barcroft

Girls are considered both ‘Laxmi’ and ‘Bojh’.

Source: qwoc

There’s a minimum qualification for a peon but not for a politician.

Source: etemaaddaily

We’ll pollute the same rivers we consider ‘holy’.

Source: indianexpress

We disrespect our women but will murder those not chanting ‘Bharat Mata Ki Jai!’

Source: thequint

Most liked candidate in elections is not a thing but least disliked is.

 
Source: mid-day

Even when crossing a one-way road, you have to look both ways.

Source: newindianexpress
 

Hindus should be secular but Muslims should be patriotic.

 Source: youtube

Ironical India! 

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